I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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