We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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