One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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