Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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