in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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