And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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