YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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