i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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