she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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