pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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