Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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