break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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