SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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