I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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