he wants to bone in the snuggie
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
