South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
