Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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