all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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