Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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