We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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