It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize