Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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