If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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