Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
where are my eyebrows?
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