Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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