I want to walk on stilts...naked
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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