I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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