Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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