just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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