Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
