Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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