i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm really busy with my period
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