maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
we're so committed to being not committed
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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