chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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