I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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