There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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