Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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