"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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