She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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