shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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