dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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