So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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