Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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