I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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