I am puke
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Randomize
