so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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