Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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