Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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