So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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