My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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