Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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