I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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