She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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