My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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