I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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