Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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