pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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